Thursday, December 15, 2011

Occupy Movment

A moment that began in the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) the moment quickly spread to Shelters, Restaurants, movie theaters and prisons in the early 1500s in Mane.

In recent years it has spread to cities across the nation.

Powered by the Jews and funded by al-Qaeda, the Occupy moment has evolved to a satanic cult made famious by there slogan "we are the 99%" and there satanic Guy Fawls masks they set up tents and drum circles with the intent of spreading there communist message of having equal rights for the underwanted americans.

The moment consists of the 99% of america who makes under $1,000,000 a year.

Recent math brought forth by the credited 4Chan Institute by professor  dr.LMAO6969 the 99% of Americans actually consists of only 2% of all Americans  and the 1% holds over 98% of the american working man.

This cult generally tries to preform satanic rituals such as drum circles and free food and books to try and get the top 1% to give up all there money to give directly to the terrorist group "Department of education" and to try and give DRUGS to your KIDS with free communist healthcare that has been proven by professor lmao6969 to result in the death of over 500 MILLION americans world wide by the year 2012

this group is considered a HIGHLY dangerous, violent, unpredictable left ring extremest group

Women pepersprayed by cops after brutally atacking the cops after presenting very large weapons of mas distruction

 a police officer defending him self against a brutal occupy attack that left over 900,000 police dead (citation needed) 

an occupy cult leader

police get attacked after a tear gas canister bounced off the head of a protester just 500 feet from a police officer UPDATE: the tear gas canister was fairly unharmed thanks to the softness of the brain matter it hit and is expected to make a full recovery. 

an 80 year old protester bravely pepersprayed after using juzitsu (a japaneese fighting style known for its lethality) on a  cop and his white 13 year old daughter who suffers from autism and polio 

protesters violently rioting in the streets

an irianian occupy protester staining the streets with his blood after a brave young police officer shot him in the head as a warning shot to stop 

a woman viciously attacking a cop with her hair UPDATE: we have report that the assult charge was upgraded to attempted murder after the police discovered her hair was streangtened by using head and shoulders hair revidlizing shampoo and conditioner (osama binladens shampoo of choice) 

police doing an interprative dance to try and spread peace and love to the ever growing violent protesters 

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The Ferris Wheel

Invented by Ferris Bueller on his day off from the Ethiopian Space Program (ESP) in 1805 the "Ferris Wheel" was created to entertain Ethiopian scientists in space to distract them from the lack of food and loads of spaceflies.

The wheel was first launched in the 1909 space flight that made it almost to Pluto but when it was announced that Pluto was not a plaint the astronauts disappeared never to be seen again.

Ferris Bueller the creator of the Ferris Wheel

The first Ferris Wheel prototype made out of cow dung.

A modern Ferris Wheel

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